Who can relate? 1. The one who says, “You’re doing it wrong” The person who thinks they’re the ultimate gym reference is always down to give free advice, especially when it’s unsolicited. 2. The screamer You’ll hear grunts, moans, and all sorts of distasteful noises. 3. The one who’s there to rest Casually chilling for 30 minutes at a time between each set. 4. The one who’s just there to stare at you And be jealous of anyone who can lift more than he can. 5. The self involved type Often found in front of the mirror, gazing longingly at his muscles.