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Here are some things we&#8217;ve all heard from our Egyptian dad:  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscairo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/image1553296562374-35.png\">  <strong>1. <\/strong>Your mom was always chasing me.  <strong>2. <\/strong>Don&#8217;t you have anything else to wear?  <strong>3. <\/strong>When I was your age I used to work till sunset.  <strong>4. <\/strong>Silly spoiled generation.  <strong>5.<\/strong> Stay with your delinquent friends.  <strong>6.<\/strong> Make me a cup of tea.  <strong>7.<\/strong> When I was your age, girls were all over me.  <strong>8. <\/strong>You don&#8217;t know to change the gas tank? Fragile generation.  <strong>9.<\/strong> Don&#8217;t be scared of me, treat me like your friend.  <strong>10. <\/strong>This is my house and whoever doesn&#8217;t like it can leave.  <strong>11.<\/strong> Don&#8217;t you have school?  <strong>12. <\/strong>When will you become a man?  <strong>13. <\/strong>If a stranger told you they&#8217;re your dad&#8217;s friend don&#8217;t believe them.  <strong>14. <\/strong>Keep an eye on your phone so it doesn&#8217;t get stolen, you don&#8217;t matter.  <strong>15. <\/strong>Stay with your mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Egyptian fathers are on a different level when it comes to their humor and anecdotes. Here are some things we&#8217;ve all heard from our Egyptian dad: 1. Your mom was always chasing me. 2. Don&#8217;t you have anything else to wear? 3. When I was your age I used to work till sunset. 4. 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